Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Ruto goes to Hague for orientation...

They say it's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth! And no one can attest to this fact better than one William Ruto. Ruto has decided to travel to the hague to have a chat with Ocampo and a lot of theories are ebing fronted as to why he went there.

Word on the streets is that Mr. Ruto is a snitch. He has gone to hague to "say" other people. That on landing, he will head straight to Ocampo's office, knock, go in and say, "Eksius me please Mr. Ocampo, kina so and so are "putting on me" that I was beating other people and iti was not me! Honest. Iti was kina nani. Me I just stole the maize!"

Well that may be true. Maybe he doesnt want to go down alone. I think differently. I think he went there for orientation. He must have sent applications to the various prison facilities at the Hague and received several prospectus from them so he has now gone there for an inspection. 

And knowing prison as I do, am sure he also wants assurances that his hind quarters will not be violated by insertion of foreign objects during his stay at the facilities. Especially if he drops the soap!However, and as far as I am concerned, going to the hague is a stupid move. Its like a cow visiting a slaughter house a few weeks before its taken there just to make sure all the slaughtering tools and facilities are up to standard!

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