I want to hire the NURU advert guy to fill the post of Ministry of Home affairs in my house a.k.a MBOCH. Yes, that retarded gay fella who carries soap in his pocket and dances like he has bugs crawling up his Ministry of Internal affairs.
You know, when a guy appears on National TV singing about washing and how much fun it is, there is a problem. A huge problem. As far as housework is concerned, I use a simple policy. My house is big enough to clean itself up! So all I do is help it out from time to time. Forgive me but am a guy and guys dont like washing. Guys HATE washing and cleaning. The only thing in the world that a guy can get that excited about washing is a naked beauty queen. Nothing else.
But this guy is different. I say he is way too passionate about it to be normal. Even women dont get THAT excited about washing. But not the NURU guy. He sings about washing like its the gateway to heaven.
This is why I want to give him a job. I want to see whether he can carry on with that same passion he sings with when he finds the mess in my house. There has been no water for the last two days just to give you the picture. I want him to keep singing as he wrestles with the mean-looking sufuria that I burnt Ugali in last night. I want to see him shaking his behind and singing about sunshine as he cleans the pair of Jeans I wore on a rainy day last week and ended up hugging a ditch to avoid being hit by a mad driver who was driving like a mad man on the pavement.
For almost all guys, cleaning is a problem. I dont do it. If I was left in charge of cleaning the house it will get so dirty that the neighborhood roaches will call Nema about plants growing in my bath-tub. And considering the water problem, guests have already started to ask if any of my neighbors rears pigs because of the funny odours in my house.
But am thinking this guy can work magic, or I can work magic on him. If he succeeds, I will conclude he is an alien. Because in my humble opinion, the only breed of men that can get that excited about washing and SOAP in particular are wankers.
