What if... Cristiano Ronaldo signed for Man City?
In what would be the biggest move of this summer's transfer window, Real Madrid superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has been linked a move to Manchester City .Here's how we see his prospective move to Eastlands panning out...(Read more)
What if... Cristiano Ronaldo signed for Man City?
What if Movie heroes killed Osama...
So Osama Bin Laden is dead. Word has it that US Navy Seals nailed his ass but I was thinking, what if Movie heroes had been sent in to do the job? The story would have been something like this... 1) James Bond got in and found Osama was not in the house. He seduced his wife, screwed her and thats when Osama came in. Osama got angry at what he found and immediately shot his wife. He then pointed the gun at Bond and asked, " Why did you fuck my wife?" Bond then shot him with an invisible gun then...(Read more)
Funny stats and my two pence analysis
Here are a few statistics and facts I collected around the net (and of course added a few goofy comments to spice them up). Am assuming 7 out of every three people who read it will enjoy and 10 of those will share with friends.
A pig's orgasm lasts thirty minutes.
(Three words. Men are Pigs.)
About 20% of hookers have stable boyfriends. Nearly 100% of the boyfriends know what these hookers do for a living.
(Hi Honey, I bought you a necklace today. ) *I hope she doesnt spot the GPS locator* (Read more)
