I got a call yesterday from someone who asked me if I have heard that if you get a call from a number that appears in red color and with some other specifics that you would die. The theory behind it was that If a call is received on mobile from these numbers, it creates a very high frequency and it causes brain hemorrhage. Read the story here But I said it jana and I'll say it again. Its a hoax. But some people are still not convinced.
So today am starting my own lie. Yes its a lie but since some people have an IQ that is equal to their shoe-size, I wont be suprised if someone believes it.
1) Do not accept friend requests from anyone with a weird name on Facebook. They are agents of the devil and they feed on human balls.
2) If you get a red notification, DO NOT OPEN. You will die. If you have already received such, please walk to the nearest mortuary and book your spot.
3) All applications whose names have any of the 26 letters of the alphabet are encoded by the devil. Your brain will jump out of your body and become a hawker before your very eyes.
4) Dont chat on 2go. As the name suggests, unless you want 2go 2 hell, stop using it.
5) If you are a guy and you get poked at night by strange people, your dick will reduce to the size of a pimple. Only sex with a chicken will restore it.
6) All ladies who get poked and ignore the pokes will be raped every night by Louis the Pest.
7) If you posted anything malicious about safaricom on facebook, your wall will send a signal to your private organs and you will become impotent.
8) If any chat session begins with one word, you have one day to live. If it begins with a sentence, you will wake up naked outside Odeon Cinema.
9) All men who have cartoon for profile pictures will develop mouths in their left balls. All ladies who have the same will have the position of their asses and faces swapped.
10) Anyone who doesnt believe this will die immedietly. They will then reincarnate as city council toilet flies.
Have a HOAX-free day wont you?
