English Grammar;
1) Which of the following statements is the most common in Kenyan News?
a) I was misquoted
b) Ningeomba serikali
c) My Mboys
d) Step-aside
2) Complete the following proverb. He who laughs last______.
a) Has heard Kiraitu's laugh
b) Has heard the OMG story
c) Is called Ngono - especially after kulungula Mugabe's wife
d) Is a G4S employee
3) Water is to Ngilu as Cemetry is to ___________
4) A group of lions is called a pride. What do you call a group of politicians?
a) Garbage
b) Idiots
c) Same as a group of thieves
d) Same as a group of ticks
5) What is the future tense of I stole maize?
a) I'll go to Hague
b) I'll be jobless
c) I'll be jailed
d) I'll be a back-bencher
Read the following passage and answer the questions that follow. It is an excerpt of a person's monologue.
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OMG! OMG! OMG! I cant believe this. I wish he had used Kaspersky on me. Oh my God. I cant believe he just inserted his flash drive into my laptop knowing fully well it had a virus. OMG! OMG! OMG! OH MY GOD! And no antivirus can clean the system. It has to be quarantined in a coffin! OMG!
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6) According to the passage, why is the persona saying Oh My God?
a) The flash drive was stolen
b) The laptop belonged to someone else
c) The site of the coffin is too real
d) All the above
7) What is the meaning of Kaspersky as used in the passage? Explain using the 69 insertion theorem.
8) What stylistic devices are used in phrase "inserting the flash drive" as used in the above passage?
a) Bendover
b) 69
c) Quickie
d) All the above
