Fidgety fingers between the Legs...A habit that can't be kicked.

Surprisingly developing into a taboo and evolving into a custom is this rather disgusting but funny behaviour of men scratching their dicks in public often. I was shocked out of my wits after doing a little research on the subject and the numbers of such scenarios were way far from average in that two out of  three men do the scratch  in every ten minutes. am not a statistical anorak but i believe i got the figures right. In my crusade of collecting data, these were the most outstanding confrontations i had and would like to put them at your disposal;

1. One fine morning, i was in a lift at industrial area with a dozen of both female and women. the elevator was very congested and there was dead silence so, the thought of observing my male counterparts hit me, but just lowering my gaze, i was fed with what i was expecting. two men, one on my right and another facing me, were busy harassing this gift of nature(dick). as we alight from the lift, i approached one of the guys and asked him what triggers them to scratch their man.
"you just develop the urge even if there is no  irritation and you give in without knowing or caring where you are. sometimes you feel abashed when you onlookers gaping at what you are doing in a busy place" was the response
It was one of the exhilarating moment in my living memory and I was tempted to go a head with that stupendous observation. Luckily, I didn't stay long for the opportunity to present itself right in front of my eyes.


2. I was wheeling time away with friends one evening at a joint known for its populace of teenagers from all walks of life when I spotted a guy oblivious of his surroundings and engrossed in the act of scratching his man. And, as if that was not enough, the guy shut his eyes to savour every nice moment of the feeling. It was an embarrassing situation and when i asked why in blue stinking hell he was doing that. The answer was a pretty short and appetizing one: " It was a call of nature and I couldn't help answering".  I laughed my ass off!!
I believe the propensity to share a moment with your gift of nature is never rocket science but it is one of the things we take for granted without properly locating its scientific roots. May be it is in the genes of some people or may be it is a condition that elicits over a period of time. Whatever! Either way, I pass the baton onto the scientists and wait for them to solve the puzzle. Certainly, it has given me a run for my money. Have nice day, will you?

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